I'm not good at much in life. I have no college degree, never a great athlete, horrible at video games. The one thing I've always had a knack for is thumb wrestling. I have double jointed thumbs and fairly large hands. The only competitive outlet I've found on the internets is across the pond. So I would like to propose an American thumb wrestling sanctioning body. Possibly the National Thumb Wrestling Alliance or Major League Thumb Wrestling. The prize money would be small at first, but I think if you grew it organically and got dedicated and bright people involved it could be the next competitive eating.
My favorite 7th birthday present
Some show on cartoon network. It was cute, but I want some real, competitive thumb wrestling action.
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Hah! What a blast. I had the Hulk Hogan thumb wrestler, but I can't remember the other guy.
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